Sheep Disease

Sheep disease. - Vulgar name referring to the ssenkcis laicos. An epidemic disease caused by an infection by exposure to a monotonous life, characterized by the following: compliance without reason of the rules; living by schedules imposed by others; wearing masks thus being controlled; being constrained and classified by society not questioning authority, therefore, conducting your life as a sheep; and, the worst, living up to the expectations of others rather than your own. This fatal infection causes depression, anxiety, insomnia, unexpressed inner anger, terrible stomach and headaches, vomit, regurgitation (both, internal & external), self-destructive attitude and social imprisonment. If not properly treated, it may lead to a terrible, painful and slow death. Shall you feel these symptoms, immediately contact your personal doctor. In case no doctor can be found, there is a myth which states that it can be cured by unchaining the infected specimen from all of his or her material stuff and spending some time alone in a far away place in touch with nature and its inner self until the nervous breakdown passes; if not possible, escaping to a place where no one knows the specimen and consequently, either expects and/or demands nothing from him or her may be an alternative, yet, unproven, solution.